Apologies in different countries

JAPAN.... Tokyo
A man accidently tore a girl’s short miniskirt in Tokyo . Before the guy had a chance to apologize, the single lady took a 90 degree bow, then said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of the skirt is not all that good.”Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.

NEW YORK
Time Square, New York , a man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the guy had a chance to react, the single lady pull out a name card, gave it to him and said: “This is my lawyer’s business card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. It is better that you prepare yourself, then we will see you in court.”

FRANCE.... Paris
A French man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before the man opened his mouth, the young single lady said with a smile:
“If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology.”
The French man bought her a rose, then they went to a bar, and lastly, they went to a small hotel discussing what was in the miniskirt.

TYMES.... England
In the Church Square by Thymes, an English man accidently tore the mini skirt of a young single lady. Before the English man opened up his mouth, the young lady covered her tore spot, then said with a blush on her face: “Do you mind taking me home sir? I live very close…”The English man took his jacket off, put on her shoulders, call a cab, then took her home safely.

CHINA ...Chong Qing
A man accidently cut open the miniskirt of a young lady.
Before the man said anything, the young lady slapped the guy, then: “You, the sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me, I will send you to the labor camp…”

TAIWAN ...Shimending
A man accidently tore a girl’s short miniskirt.
Before the guy started to speak, the girl smiled and said:
“We have not come up with a price yet, and you are going to inspect the merchandise?”

KOREA
On the street of Yinchong, a man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the man spoke, the girl gave him a round kick, then said: “Don’t you know that I am a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao.”

THAILAND ... Bangkok
A man accidently tore the miniskirt of an 18 years old girl.
Before the man started to apologize, the girl said with a holy hand gesture: “No worries honey, …we all men.”
INDIA.....????? Its DARK.... Turn on the light please